ʻO kēlā poʻe Kelemānia?
ʻAe
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa i kekahi
Makemake ʻoe e palu i kaʻu puʻu????
ʻO wau nō hoʻi (bleep).
ʻO wai ka inoa o kēia mea hana keaka? ʻO wai ka mea ʻike? He mau wikiō hou aku nona?
Laki ua kāpae nā kāne i ka ʻeleke no ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā wahine hoʻokamakama! ʻOiaʻiʻo, hiki ke hoʻolei i ka lāʻau lua, akā minamina wau i ka poʻe e kali nei i ka elevator.
ʻO ia ka hoki e ʻoi aku ka hoihoi i ke kāne. Ke hoʻāʻo ʻo ia, ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia e hōʻole hou iā ia iho i ka leʻaleʻa anal. Loaʻa i kahi kaikamahine ke hāʻawi iā ia MJM e hoʻopiha i nā lua ʻelua. A inā hāʻawi ʻoe iā ia i ke kāne i ka wā moe, e ʻae ʻo ia i kekahi mea. Makemake au e paʻa i kēlā mau ʻuʻu liʻiliʻi a hoʻopaʻa iā lākou.
Nā wikiō pili
ʻOlohelohe akamai! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka hauʻoli a me ka hauʻoli o nā ʻelemakule. ʻAʻole i ʻike ka nui o lākou i nā ʻano like ʻole i nā makahiki, ʻaʻole mai ko lākou wā ʻōpio a oʻo. Pīhoihoi au i ka ikaika a me ka nui o kekahi o nā ʻeleʻele.