Ua ike na Kepani i ka lealea! ʻOiai ʻo ia ka ʻoluʻolu, a ua lilo i hackneyed, male format a ua hiki ke hoʻololi ma waho o ka ʻike ʻia. Inā wau i noho ma laila, makemake wau i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi hui pūʻulu me kaʻu kāne.
Ua loaʻa iaʻu, akā ʻaʻole lōʻihi. Nui loa. ʻO wai ka makemake e hana hou, e hoʻāʻo kāua.
He aha ka manaʻo i hoʻomaka ai kēia pāʻina bachelorette, he kai o ka palupalu. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole ia he ʻoluʻolu ma nā pāʻina bachelorette, a ʻaʻohe mea hoʻopilikia i ka pāʻani lesbian. ʻO kēlā ʻano lehulehu e palu i kekahi kaikamahine, ʻaʻole pono lākou i ke kāne.
Hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i ke kumu o ka mālama ʻana o ke kahu hale i kona ʻaʻahu a hiki i ka minuke hope. Inā komo mai kekahi, ua hiki paha iā ia ke ʻōlelo e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ana ʻo ia i ka lumi a he pōʻino ka ʻāʻī o ka mea nona ka waha.
E na kaikamahine, pehea kaua e hui ai?
Kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole maoli i ka ʻoihana a ʻaneʻane ʻaʻohe kokoke kokoke i ka hoʻopā ʻana i nā genital. Akā, ʻo ia ka nani o ka wikiō, nānā ʻoe a manaʻoʻiʻo he kiʻi maoli kēia o nā kāne male home i ke aloha. I kekahi manawa he mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku, ʻaʻole nā wikiō kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻoihana!
Maikaʻi maʻiʻo
♪ ʻAe, kaikamahine ʻAsia uʻi ♪
Nā wikiō pili
Makemake au e palu.