ʻŌ, he ʻōpeʻa!
No ke aha i manaʻo ai ʻoe he mea kaulana loa ka hoʻoikaika kino i nā kaikamahine? Ke nānā nei i kahi kiʻi? Ahaha. ʻO ia ke kumu i kaulana ai. Makemake nā kānaka a pau e holo i kēia ʻano hoʻomaʻamaʻa makua, akā ʻaʻole nā mea a pau e hoʻokele ...
He kanaka ikaika loa, kahi e kiʻi ai i kēlā kanaka, hele wale nā wimps. ʻAʻole hoihoi ka hoʻāʻo ʻana, i kēlā me kēia manawa ka mea like.
Manaʻo wau ua mamao loa ke kāne mai kahi paionia, hilinaʻi nui ka hoaaloha i ka anus! Manaʻo ia e like me ka nui o ka ʻike a me ka hana maʻamau. Ua hauʻoli paha ʻo ia i kona komo ʻana i kahi anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio i kāna hoaaloha i ia mea!
¶ No ka mea, he pom-pom ia
Makemake au i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni Kelemānia no ka hana kikoʻī a me nā mea hana keaka nani loa. Nani ke nana aku i na u'i wela.
ʻO ke kaikamahine ʻaʻole i hoʻohālikelike ʻia i lilo i kaikamahine nani loa! I ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ke kāne iā ia, ua ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia.
Nā wikiō pili
ʻO wai ka makemake e moe like me ia?